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Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever
GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"
by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022
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Alan Torres

“Hey have you heard of Alan Torres?”

“No, who is he??”

“Alan Torres, the king of rape”
by Cocomelom April 24, 2022
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Alan Tango

A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.

Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.
"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"
by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022
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Gene Alan

Gene Alan not to be confused for its close cousin “Gene Harris”. Gene Alan is for major shock and awe.
You’re getting a 50% raise”.

“Gene Alan!”
by Carl Long March 22, 2022
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alans finks

A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.
Alans finks sucks willy on a daily
by Shabbyk September 28, 2021
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alan liang

the best person u could ever come across, hes so hot id smash him with everything i can his juicy balls ahhh simppppp
ahhhhhhhhh alan liang????? yes alan liang do be the definiton of smashable
by DADDYSMILKMEOW January 24, 2023
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Alan Smith

A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies
I wanna find the perfect boyfriend..
Oh, you better find yourself an ALAN SMITH.
by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010
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