Alan Torres

The king of rape

“Hey have you heard of Alan Torres?”

“No, who is he??”

“Alan Torres, the king of rape”

by Cocomelom April 24, 2022

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Gene Alan

Gene Alan not to be confused for its close cousin “Gene Harris”. Gene Alan is for major shock and awe.

“You’re getting a 50% raise”.

“Gene Alan!”

by Carl Long March 22, 2022

Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019

alan perl

a polish twat which talks like he hit puberty at eight years old he also is a polish rapist who goes knoll academy, sevenoaks, kent

alan perl is polish

by George pig December 17, 2018

Alan Joe

Alan Joe.

Alan Joe.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

Alan Smith

A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies

I wanna find the perfect boyfriend..
Oh, you better find yourself an ALAN SMITH.

by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010