alan perl

a polish twat which talks like he hit puberty at eight years old he also is a polish rapist who goes knoll academy, sevenoaks, kent

alan perl is polish

by George pig December 17, 2018

Alan Joe

Alan Joe.

Alan Joe.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

Alan Torres

The king of rape

“Hey have you heard of Alan Torres?”

“No, who is he??”

“Alan Torres, the king of rape”

by Cocomelom April 24, 2022

Alan dainty

Ok. An Allan dainty is the HENCHEST OF THE HENCHEST men that you will ever meet. Although the Is small inside he is a six foot black basketball player who has women throwing themselves at this left and right. Sometimes he has to lock himself in his room to get away from all the chicks. He is smarter then Einstein and more flexible then hawking.

Jesus that’s an Alan dainty right there. Hubba hubba

by Coolgamer169 February 27, 2020

Alan Bowl

An Alan Bowl is a half empty bowl of flower Usually enjoyed by oneself alone.

I had a very rough day and came home and stared at my Alan Bowl

by Enormous Anonymous February 11, 2019

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Alan Smith

A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies

I wanna find the perfect boyfriend..
Oh, you better find yourself an ALAN SMITH.

by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010