talk about jesus

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

by callmemunch March 30, 2008

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You talk about

The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.

"You talk about a guy who couldn't get work outside of a public bathroom if sports weren't invented, and BOOM, John Madden's name is at the top of that list."

by KCG January 27, 2004

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About 5 seconds

The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse

Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!

Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!

Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long

by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023

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nothing to wall about

Something that is neither especially good nor exciting. Commonly used as a humorous way to describe something that is obviously boring as hell!

A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."

Friend: How is your night so far?

You: Nothing to wall about.

by cityguychicago November 4, 2011

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