Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 27, 2013

anchor party

When a newsman uses his position to have sex with a young ambitious journalist

"Bill O'Reilly throws one hell of an anchor party" - Meagan Kelley

by Robbi T October 26, 2017

dragging the anchor

Ass-fucking a chick so hard and pulling out so fast her rectum and large intestine pops out and drag on the ground like a sea anchor.

"Yeah, she WAS tight but when I got done she was dragging the anchor."

by Sackmeat April 30, 2014

anchor-clanker

An old seamean

A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 7, 2020

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023