alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019

alterNating cAps

At The Time AlTeRnAtInG CaPs Popped Up.

J Worked On B l o c k.

WRITE.

Find By Eye The Bottom-_Letter Letters_.

wrIte.

Change Latin -I- To wrJte.

Have You Detected The Whole-Train.

Jt was blOck.

Not.

Just AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

by deEr. April 17, 2020

Queen of Alternative

Queen of Alternative is Billie Eilish, she've broken many records lana del rey can only wish to make. Her debut album WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO ? is a pure alternative perfection, her sophomore album HAPPIER THAN EVER outsold and outstreamed lana's albums with ease and is also critically acclaimed. No other Alternative artists like Melanie, Lorde, and Lana herself had an impact like Billie Eilish and her achievements. She also brought Alternative to mainstream and therefore she's considered as the Queen Of Alternative.

Did you know that the queen of alternative aka Billie Eilish have a total amount of 7 grammys, 1 oscar, 1 golden globe and an Emmy Nominations unlike certain alternative artists.

by cosmicdinca May 10, 2022

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Herbal Alternatives

A high grade Herbal Incense company that started in Cadillac,MI by Mad Scientist, the Lab Rat,C-Bone, B.C., and M.H. they produce products such as T, Darkness, and Herbal Alternatives presents: TEA.

guy1: Do you know where i can get some Darkness?
guy2: yeah Herbal Alternatives on Fb Has some.
guy1: but arent they only in one area?
guy:nope they run from Michigan to Mississippi

by saa_annu June 12, 2011

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

Alternative Media Mixology

The use of components other than alcohol to create a blend and fusion of work that can be seen as artistic. Alternative Media Mixology is specifically that Art of high-end card making using a range of colours, textures and smells which appeal to the senses in new and unique ways.

Notelli.com does some great work, it's like alternative media mixology

by Notelli November 1, 2011