a polish twat which talks like he hit puberty at eight years old he also is a polish rapist who goes knoll academy, sevenoaks, kent
by George pig December 17, 2018
Get the alan perlmug. A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.
Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.
Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.
by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022
Get the Alan Tangomug. cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.Someone who is sweet, loving and kind. The best guy to have as your boyfriend because he treats you so well and knows how to take care of you. Makes friends with your friends and isn't afraid to show how much he cares for you.This man is the very definition of sexy, that every person on the opposite sex desires. He is really a greek god of modern times. He's not too muscular nor to thin he is just right.
by jeana wellens February 15, 2013
Get the omer alanmug. Ok. An Allan dainty is the HENCHEST OF THE HENCHEST men that you will ever meet. Although the Is small inside he is a six foot black basketball player who has women throwing themselves at this left and right. Sometimes he has to lock himself in his room to get away from all the chicks. He is smarter then Einstein and more flexible then hawking.
by Coolgamer169 February 27, 2020
Get the Alan daintymug. by Enormous Anonymous February 11, 2019
Get the Alan Bowlmug. by Cocomelom April 24, 2022
Get the Alan Torresmug. 