The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.
"You talk about a guy who couldn't get work outside of a public bathroom if sports weren't invented, and BOOM, John Madden's name is at the top of that list."
by KCG January 27, 2004
Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
by callmemunch March 30, 2008
by Hercolena Oliver May 27, 2010
by Me7axas November 22, 2009
Something that is neither especially good nor exciting. Commonly used as a humorous way to describe something that is obviously boring as hell!
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
by cityguychicago November 04, 2011
by 69Mmmfuni April 19, 2021
The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023