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Slapping the Kitten

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."
by Banker girl October 7, 2011
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Kink kitten

v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.

n, a description of a sexually deviant woman
Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.

Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"

Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"
by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019
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doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017
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forfeit kitten

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."
by Unkle G March 5, 2009
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sext kitten

A person adept at arousing others through sext messages.
Bill: I sprung a woody at the office this afternoon after I got that racy sext message from Yvonne.

Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.
by sexty little beast May 31, 2011
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Discord Kitten

Someone who will get free nitro from a discord mod
"Can I get nitro pls uwu" - Discord Kitten

"Yes of course my kitten" - Old man
by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021
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Kitten Mode

when one gets so excited sexually that they develop the mannerisms of a kitten (e.g. purring, clawing, rolling on the floor, etc.)
When Dick told Ellie she was hot she went into total Kitten Mode. Who knew she was so into him?
by clockiewitch June 28, 2009
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