Bed Bash

The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.

I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.

by D4Nt3c011iN$ June 24, 2020

Bed Buster

When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.

I gave ann the Bed Buster last night, she can be so obnoxious.

by Xcfirecraft September 26, 2018

Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉

Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking

by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

christmas bed

When you move your bed in front of the television as to watch shows from the comfort on your bed.

"Let's make a christmas bed and watch movies tonight"
"I enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed"

by Noodle32 January 3, 2017

bed mates

Another way of saying "friends with benefits."

"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."

by AcinonyxJubatus October 27, 2011

Bed Intruding

When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.

Dude, last night I was bed intruding and had a short conversation with Adam while in his bed.

by mammoth1111 November 20, 2011

Bed Count

The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.

Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007