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Tub grub

When you sit in dirty bath water and never use soap so there is a ring of dirt around your tub from not washing
I went to mias house and used the bathroom only to see her shower curtain open and her tub to have tub grub
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
mugGet the Tub grubmug.

plague tub

You’ll never come back alive if you go on that plague tub!
by Lord Richards April 13, 2020
mugGet the plague tubmug.

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020
mugGet the Tub wafflemug.

tub ledging

The act of rubbing oneself on the side of a tub to get off, a form of masturbation
Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.
mugGet the tub ledgingmug.

Chub Tub

Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.
dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly
by theswagster April 18, 2016
mugGet the Chub Tubmug.

Tub munching

1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.

2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to do it later."
by Heart eater June 24, 2016
mugGet the Tub munchingmug.

Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
mugGet the Tub Scalemug.

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