Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it
Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant
by ibalsmamicdog July 28, 2023
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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.
"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."
by dirgistan May 13, 2015
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Child Merchant

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
by OTFB March 15, 2010
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Tapin Merchant

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.
Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!
by Ruxy September 26, 2023
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