Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom

by Mannersmakethmen July 01, 2019

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Ben Major

A ‘Ben Major’ is a college major that requires little to no work during the college semester and that will land you a job that pays less than $30k per year. Examples of a ‘Ben Major’ include: Sports Administration, Exercise Science, and Gender Studies. The list may go on and on.

“Dude how do you not have any work on a Wednesday, you’re totally in a Ben Major.”

by Nick is the most best, He gets February 19, 2021

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major duckets

a big load of cash dollars

I hit it big at the slots, got me some major duckets

rich girls need major duckets to be sat-is-fiiied

by TheDucketsMajor September 15, 2014

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frack major

to be a master at fracking

joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major

by rj_yktv March 23, 2022

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Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

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