major duckets

a big load of cash dollars

I hit it big at the slots, got me some major duckets

rich girls need major duckets to be sat-is-fiiied

by TheDucketsMajor September 15, 2014

comp major

someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events

kris: where is everyone?

Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!

thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck

by ludakrishneel April 6, 2011

Major Tenth

The act of massaging both of a girl's nipples at the same time with one hand. So named because the distance between the two nipples is roughly equal to the distance of major tenth on the piano.

Natalie would rather have her boyfriend give her a major tenth instead using both his hands, so he can use his free hand for something else at the same time.

by musicchaucer July 4, 2012

Major Lee

The most badass dude you can, will, or ever meet. He is the most witty motherfucker on the block, and has a love of necrophilia. If he is near Men cant help but feel Inadequate and Ladies cant help but get naked. if you ever encounter a major lee your best option is to flee in the opposite direction. also known to add adjectives to the end to make it sound witty. Ex. "Major lee Retarded" Reads as, "majorly retarded"

major lee

by Chippers your Aussie Slut October 26, 2013

major fuckerino

when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.

I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino

by d44444vid December 10, 2018

Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom

by Mannersmakethmen July 1, 2019

Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012