Kyle

A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009

Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet

Person 2: yeah

Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle

by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019

Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him

Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky

by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019

Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.

Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?

by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.

Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee

by russianamish June 18, 2019

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him

Hey Kyle is a fucking dumbass but his friend Zach is cool

by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a boy who cares about his hair, his popular, his clothes and god
Kyle is an asshat, but we still love him
Kyle is also hot and doesn't put up with anyone's shit, sometimes kyle can be seen as a bully

*see cute boy with dirty blond hair*

britney: ooo hes cute
hailey: that must be kyle

by soggy cheetos July 17, 2020