Dusty Salsa

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.

Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.

by TT69 March 14, 2018

mc dusty

its sorta like a mulligan when you golf, only it pertains to the entertainment world. Dusty's are known for the lack of talent and Inability to say anything meaningful other then 4 letter profanities. They often are belligerent drunk and rude, Dusty's have a god complex and a real lack for accomplishing anything, they often ride on the coat tails of other people with actual talent.

man dude whats up with that mc dusty?

I dont know but thats the 79th time I heard him say @#$% on the microphone

by 678 look at him master December 12, 2010

Dusty Nuttin’

When a male is unable to bust anymore semen. A result of excessive masturbation or sex.

I spent the weekend in NY with a high end call girl. Needless to say I’m $10k broke and sore from dusty nuttin’.

I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.

by Dick Onchin February 03, 2021

dusty poo

A person who loves to eat dust mites.

Dustun is such a dusty poo.

by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021

dusty shit

something that is very awesome most commonly used when referring to weed

person 1 : try some of this dude

person 2: dat some dusty shit that

person 1 : sweet

by DUSTY February 24, 2012

dusty banana

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.

Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.

by Slimshady7375268 March 01, 2014

dusty hitchhiker

When someone approaches you from behind and you fart on them.

She came up to hug me from behind and I dropped a dusty hitchhiker on her.

by Red Bearded Dragon January 04, 2016