Chris is a mega simp
by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.
by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. (this is a stupider version of chris)
A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant
Oh shit it Chris
by Lilc29 May 7, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
Get the Chrismug. 