by Dipressed December 26, 2020

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.
by ski279 November 1, 2019

by Mlcg1 June 24, 2022

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
by plyby_ November 1, 2021

Mike: Yo bro im sorry for what im about to do
John: Wdym bro?
Mike: its February 26th...national slime yo hb day
John: Wdym bro?
Mike: its February 26th...national slime yo hb day
by turbo1459 February 24, 2025

Finally it’s may 26th I can finally tell miss young to shut the fuck up
You: ms young shut the fuck up, and turn off that damn heater bitch.
You: ms young shut the fuck up, and turn off that damn heater bitch.
by Your mom1101011 May 26, 2022

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.
by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025
