punt

1.A small bout with a rod.

2.To kick something before hitting the ground.

And, PUNT!

by plato! April 18, 2024

Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.

"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"

by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023

Kevin Punt

Is in jail

https colon //tomato-becomes-god.fandom dot com/wiki/Kevin_Punt
Kevin Punt is in jail for 68 years

by co5oo September 23, 2022

Punt

In the world of collectable card games (especially magic the gathering and hearthstone), to punt is to make a mistake that causes you to lose a game you were otherwise winning.

Sometimes, people loosen the definition to include all mistakes made in a game, regardless of whether they would actually change the outcome.

I should have realized I had lethal, but I punted by targeting my lightning bolt at my opponent's creature.

by JerrySmith22 February 13, 2022

Punt

Scottish Slang for selling drugs

Do you Punt Eccies?

by MandyMuncher April 3, 2020

Punt

Pretty Cunt

"Your a punt!"
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CUNT?"
"No i said punt."
"Is that like a pretty cunt?"

by Potato No! April 11, 2009

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021