The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.
Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!
by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009
Get the Haircut Monday mug.Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.
Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017
Get the Surviving Monday mug."I Fucking Hate" Mondays. Term coined in youtube video, and now on a commercial. Similar to TGI Fridays - IFH Mondays!
(office scene) "Argh" **You Grumble** "Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?" (reference movie Office Space)**Says annoying cheery morning-person co-worker, walking past** "IFH Mondays!" **You reply**
by goochbug January 11, 2009
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"Mate... it's No Undie Monday for me! I've had to go commando 'cos I was partying all weekend and didn't do me washing!"
by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009
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cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.
by stefmart December 1, 2010
Get the cyborg monday mug.An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day
Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr
Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock
You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock
You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011
Get the Milkshit Monday mug.The tournament of kings. It features a teuchter who indulges in beastiality, a keeper who has the same refereeing capability as a dead weasel and large amount of cursing.
'Fuck! That's a pen!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'
Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'
Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'
by Garry2 February 13, 2005
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