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Sarcasmable

Able to be made into sarcasm
Whoa Jenny, that statement isn't sarcasmable
by King_Bradley March 15, 2017
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Sarcasm

The ability to insult an idiot without them realizing it.
That was sarcasm
by Zombie Unicorn Kitty April 4, 2017
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sarcasm

Commonly known as "faking it" when a woman fakes an orgasm during sex.
Guy: Did you cum?
Girl: I have never sarcasmed so hard in my life. thank you for nothing
by bittiboi June 20, 2020
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Sarcasms

"ask me a stupid question and I will give you a sarcastic answer. If you give multiple stupid questions i give you sarcasms."
by emlait July 7, 2017
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sarcasm

noun - a meaningless catch-all word employed in a vain attempt to explain away embarrassingly stupid statements.
"His recommendation to drink bleach as a coronavirus cure was sarcasm."
by lil blue 1er April 26, 2020
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captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
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Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.
You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
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