Sarcasmable

Able to be made into sarcasm

Whoa Jenny, that statement isn't sarcasmable

by King_Bradley March 15, 2017

Sarcasm

The ability to insult an idiot without them realizing it.

That was sarcasm

by Zombie Unicorn Kitty April 4, 2017

sarcasm

Commonly known as "faking it" when a woman fakes an orgasm during sex.

Guy: Did you cum?
Girl: I have never sarcasmed so hard in my life. thank you for nothing

by bittiboi June 20, 2020

Sarcasms

Multiple uses of sarcasm in a row

"ask me a stupid question and I will give you a sarcastic answer. If you give multiple stupid questions i give you sarcasms."

by emlait July 7, 2017

sarcasm

noun - a meaningless catch-all word employed in a vain attempt to explain away embarrassingly stupid statements.

"His recommendation to drink bleach as a coronavirus cure was sarcasm."

by lil blue 1er April 26, 2020

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.

You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT

by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021