two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

by Vizoneski February 6, 2017

Two nightstand

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.

Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand

by T1212 July 6, 2019

too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.

He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.

by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010

Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

by takatakita September 3, 2013

Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.

Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!

by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021

two-seamer

A two-seam fastball. A pitch thrown with high velocity like a regular fastball, but typically with more movement, often downwards like a sinker. Named after the positions of the pitcher's index and middle fingers, which are held along the baseball's two seams where they are closest together.

"Jeff Samardzija and Doug Fister throw some of the best two-seamers in the game. Samardzija throws them faster, but Fister gets more ground-ball outs."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I thought maybe you'd be interested, since you're looking it up Urban Dictionary."
"No."
"OK."

by pandaKrusher April 8, 2015

Player two

When someone (almost always a male) asks you to be their “Player Two” (between 9:00pm & 3:00am at their home) instead of being just a second player on a shared game system usually eludes to “One time” sexual advances, such as making out, reciprocated oral, usually hand-jobs, (you being the said, “player two” with their “joystick/Joy-stick”) But almost never normal sex. It’s mostly common for close friends who are curious, stoned, drunk, pubescent, or sexually closeted. The event usually is kept secret between the two in the form of an inside joke or nickname pertaining to being a—
“Player Two“

“Kendrick— why do you say that Jason is your player two at Halo, he sucks at the controls and your never online?

Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...

Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!

Kendrick— (confused)

by Qazx gg 12 March 12, 2021