Lionel Messi

fraud

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp

by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023

Messy Jessy

Simply a legend

i wish i could be like messy jessy

by Currymuncha1887 August 28, 2023

messy supreme

a messy supreme is where you put your dick in someones ear then in there nose up their ass then you put your cock down their throat

i gave that bitch a nice messy supreme

by magmashockwav3y November 25, 2020

Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.

It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!

by Cragnon December 8, 2021

Messi

G.O.A.T

Messi is better than Ronaldo. the debate is over

by doggoat December 19, 2022

Messy Dior

The action of taking a shat on a mans penis weather it be accidental or on purpose

"she gave me a Messy Dior during anal last night."
"did you see him, he totally got a Messy Dior."

by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023

messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

by African FUCK December 31, 2011