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Life

1)What you are currently doing if you're reading this.

2) Something people are always searching for the meaning of?
1) Fuck you...I can live my own life in my own way if I want to.

2) What is the meaning of life?
by Gamblor October 23, 2004
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life

An absurdly long ass-kicking contest that somehow seems to end to soon, where you only have one leg, and the only other contestants who aren't completely overmatching or undermatching your skill are more one-legged humans.
When you put it that way, life just seems like one big angry amputee convention.

Me: It is.
by Kerik July 13, 2006
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life

Life is life.
It's hard,
tough,
unfair,
painful,
but it can be fun,
joyful,
and filled with merriment.
It's the only thing we know and the only thing we've got.
Life is life.
That's it.
All lives are different, but we can all do things to make things better for ourselves and for others,
so get off your rump and do something about the life some people just seem to love to almost 'brag' about, saying how tough it is.
Don't advertise your troubles,
Just do something 'bout them..
by emily.epidemic March 16, 2008
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life

Something "nerds" or "geeks" (defined by the mainstream society at least), do not have.
Life? What is this Life you speak of? Is it worth downloading?
by Archimage Anshinritsumai March 5, 2005
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No life

Someone who grinds virtual money in a 7 year old virtual world also known as Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.
Do you know TheProfessional? That GTA youtuber?
Yeah. I know him. He's that no life grinder who's scared of griefers.
by Postitoimisto May 19, 2020
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that life

Reference to a certain type of lifestyle "
"hey yo You down to do some cocaine?"
"Naw Man, I ain't about that life"
by Anonymoussouth June 21, 2016
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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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