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September 17

The actual best day of the entire year?
Why?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY :))
Guess what day it is!”
“Ummm…September 17?”
“No silly it’s my birthday”
“Um cool but i dont care
“ima cry now”
“Ok”
by ddlc fan June 16, 2022
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December 17

people born on this date are HELLA sexy, if they are male most likely they have a massive (and I mean MASSIVE cock)
and if they are girls, woooowweeeee they got some CAKE ill tell you that
Hot girl Uno: Did you see big man Dolph over there
Hot girl Dos: Yeah you know he's born on December 17 right
Hot girl Uno: ooohhh realllyyyy
by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 1, 2019
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may 17

may 17 is a day of breakdowns. if you or someone you know was born on that date, beware. they have a tendency to do nothing, but cry
person 1: oh no! it's May 17th!!
person 2: ...so?
person 1: it means one of us is going to have a mental breakdown!
by dumbbjuice May 9, 2020
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December 17

National Kurdistan flag day! My region’s national day! I’m Kurdish, and I really love Kurdistan (because yeah, I'm Kurdish) and it’s made me quite sad nobody has seemed to acknowledge my region’s national day. Due to that, I’ve decided to write this definition! I genuinely treat it like an Independence Day, like July 1st for example. So yeah, a little reminder that today is my region’s national day! :)
Person 1: Hello! I’m so happy that it’s finally December 17.

Person 2: Why? Isn’t it just another ordinary day?

Person 1: Nope, it’s December 17! National Kurdistan flag day! I’m Kurdish, so it’s kind of like my region’s Independence Day! It hasn’t gotten independent though.

Person 2: Alright! I’ll mark this day on my Calendar :)
by I love geography October 15, 2022
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Feb 17

Today is the day of your friends birthday

You should give him £10-£30
Friend: its Feb 17th I should go over to *birthday boy*
Friend:hey happy birthday

Birthday boy:thanks

Friend: here’s £15
by Mambah November 22, 2021
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June 17

National show your arch day
“Why’d you send me a picture of you arching
“Its June 17 duhh”
by Lil Mac chicken June 17, 2021
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October 17

"Hey, Fred it's October 17th!"
"Okay what does that mean?"
" October 17th is a day for forgiveness and also second chances, so make amends."
by Heavy mama October 17, 2019
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