1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.
2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.
by Chendaddy February 10, 2006
When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"
I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"
by azzkicker November 22, 2010
The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.
Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.
Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.
by Queefus Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings October 14, 2003
When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
by Bobby April 12, 2005
A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.
ITS GOOD!!!
Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.
ITS GOOD!!!
Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.
by Sibils October 14, 2006
by Pseudonym678 October 17, 2020
when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.
Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!
really? ill hurry!
Come on! theyre starting to pop!
really? ill hurry!
Come on! theyre starting to pop!
by xyguy729 March 17, 2011