Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.

Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

Jake

An extremely intelligent, sexy, thicc, hot, round booties man. Did I mention his dick is huge

I wish I was Jake because he’s fucking gorgeous

by Amasinb March 9, 2020

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018

Jake

A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.

Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.

by FishCat01 April 28, 2019

jake

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked

hey jake he is a nonce

by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021

Jake

cool awesome half white man

jake is cool

by 9jakey wakey October 14, 2021