jake

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked

hey jake he is a nonce

by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021

Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

Jake

A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.

“Omg is that Jake he is so ugly”

by Mind reader 4567890- October 21, 2020

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability

What’s your name?

Ohh my name is Jake Fuck

by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021