Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

Bodgie nut

A small round pieces of poo.

Harry proudly walked into the room and told his parents “I did a bodgie nut in the toilet!”

by Memphis85 April 20, 2019

Fudge nuts

Shitty balls

Omg dude he had fudge nuts last night.

by Fudgenut December 10, 2016

infectious nut

When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.

The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

cake nut

when you nut on her ass cheeks while eating cake, then you leave the last bite for her you clean her cheeks with your fork or spoon then you feed her the last piece.

yo tiffany was hella crazy dude, she wanted me to cake nut her

by jj4papi2020 August 19, 2017

nut cugget

a better way to say cunt nugget. specifically for use when bitches are on your territory.

those little nut cuggets be on our band feild. theys gonna get died.

by bitchesgetdied November 14, 2017

Deez Nuts

School sophomoric classroom humor.

Question: You feel better?

Response: About what?

Final Responce: Deeeeznuts!!!

by ARCHER TD LES March 14, 2005