Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

Take a Stellantis

Taking a Stellantis is slang for taking a number 2, due to the terrible cars produced by Stellantis owned companies

Hey bruh, I gotta go Take a Stellantis.

by Vanished_Point June 9, 2023

Indian Take

When you let someone borrow an item and they don't return the item.

"Hey man, where's your archery bow? I want to take it hunting."
"Bob Indian Took(past tense of Indian Take) my bow."

by RagnarOdinson October 9, 2022

Take your hands out your drawls

A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions

Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?

Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.

Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.

by MezzoFye October 26, 2022

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

take a heard

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

by Zombiesanatomy October 7, 2022

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024