Old mofo

Anyone over 25 is a old mofo considered late 20’s

That guy is an old mofo

by Mickdik September 2, 2020

Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 13, 2024

old dick

when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel

hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before

by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024

Old Hill

Cradely Heath’s side town , the local landmark is the Bin Lorry repair centre

“Old Hill is quite a boring hamlet”

by Rokit76 November 13, 2022

Old

used to express affection, familiarity, or contempt.

"it gets the old adrenaline going"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Dirty Old Man

An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"

He's a dirty old man who likes them young

by Lexxii A May 21, 2024

old ricky

Alternative name for Glasgow.

As the ship pulled out from the quays I was leaving old ricky

by Sayyoujimmasayyou. February 5, 2021