nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...

Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.

by The dude's dude July 12, 2023

Nutting note

A note in a song or a harmony that is so nice and so sweet that it makes you want to nut.

“Hey Evan did you hear that nutting note is was so good.”

by SuperSoldier18 December 1, 2021

swingle nut

a swingle nut is someone who licks mad balls and get 0 bitches

1. you fucking swingle nut! suck my cock.

2. look at that swingle nut over there.

by kiokioo June 24, 2021

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

Deez Nuts

When Your Friend asks you deez, say deez nuts, i sort of type of meme used to identify male's genitals lmao idk why but nvm.

If you didnt knew
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold: Deez..
Ben: DEEZ NUTS HA

Now you know so
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold : DEEZ NUTS SUCKER

by Ligondeez June 29, 2021

Chin nuts

When your bro makes an statement or observation that is very obvious, you respond with; Chin Nuts!!
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.

Bro, did you get that text from Rob?
Yeah Bro, he’s one perverted dude!
Chin nuts!!

by Meat Pony July 2, 2021