monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

Knobby nuts

The medical condition of perineal, testicular scrotal irritation from the high frecquency vibrations that occurs from too many hours of riding motorcycles with knobby tires.

The motorcyclist’s scrotal edema is a classic case of knobby nuts.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

lucky nut

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and she starts her period a couple of days after

Yeah man, I totally forgot to pull out the other night. Fortunately she just started her period, so I had a lucky nut

by NoParadox July 1, 2019

Sicko Nut

When you listen to a song and you are fapping at the same time,

I had a massive sicko nut last night!

by HahaNut27 March 19, 2019

Rusty nuts

Rusty Nuts- When your doing her from behind and she starts her period.

Kevin was hammering Mary from behind and she started her period. Now he has rusty nuts.

by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018

Deez Nuts

School sophomoric classroom humor.

Question: You feel better?

Response: About what?

Final Responce: Deeeeznuts!!!

by ARCHER TD LES March 14, 2005