Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of gender, they all eventually begin to physically resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing the Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael

The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.

Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!

by 423042 October 7, 2021

Michael

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Michael

by Ssfhjjj March 12, 2022

Michael

Always Has A Bigger Cock Than Dylan

'Did you see Michaels dick?'

'Yeah it's huge'
'Even bigger than dylans'

by Beardless James December 26, 2020

Michael

An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.

Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted

by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024

Aidan Michael Murphy

The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.

Rando: Hey, what are you and Aidan Michael Murphy.

Girl (or hector): Oh ya, we are dating, I am so lucky to have Aidan Michael Murphy.
Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy

by bowieeatshisbootyinfrontofyou December 7, 2020

Michael Ehrmantraut

Michael ("Mike") Ehrmantraut is a fictional character in the television series Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, appeared in El Camino: a breaking bad movie, he has multiple aliases like : bald gringo , billy jackoff, pop pop ,and Mike. He worked for Gus fring and Saul Goodman as a private investigator and a hitman. His fate was death by the hands of walter white , getting shot in the abdomen and later bled out next to a river bank.

-Hey , you've been watching a lot of breaking bad lately , what is your favourite character?

-Definitely Michael Ehrmantraut . He's the best.

by A random coffee bean July 9, 2023