Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
"Wouldn't wanna be like Michael."
by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022
by chillpickles October 31, 2022
1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
by Le-me-go September 20, 2018
by Racko102111111 November 25, 2021
Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.
by Chromaland August 20, 2021
Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?
Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!
Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!
by Chromaland August 20, 2021
A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022