fuck me dry

Fucking till you can't cum anymore

Will you fuck me dry

by bowl 420 October 19, 2014

Fuck me to tears

A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.

Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”

by Thatdudebecool July 8, 2018

jew me down

Alternative to "Jew me Over.

Tyrone tried to Jew me down, I said I wanted $400 for the scooter brand new he came with only $325.

by Bandit Z3 May 22, 2016

Nah, that ain't me

What you say when you don't want to be associated with a certain activity or action, or something else you don't like.

sounds a lot cooler than just saying "no".

Dewd 1: bro, you wanna go get a spray-tan?
Dewd 2: nah, that ain't me.

by Sofagas March 20, 2011

don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

by Swallowcarryingacoconut May 11, 2006

suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.

Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!

by ~Tyler Durden December 28, 2005

tie me down

1. A term that was coined in black culture in reference to a male being controlled by a female significant other

The New Boyz exposed the term through their work entitled "Tie me down"

Person 1: What has happened in your life, good sir? It appears as if your spouse is under full control of your persona and all of your actions.
Person 2: Damn nigg, wud bull shit yo punkass spittin bout me? u ignant as hell. shit. u tryin to say dis woman tie me down? dat's bull.
Person 1: Unfortunately, I cannot quite understand your dialect. However, thanks to Legacy and Ben J. I have a general idea about your frustration towards a respectful man like myself. Yes, I believe she has "tied you down"

by Demonte Jones May 30, 2010