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Jake

A sensitive and sweet person that will never hurt you.A person that deserves the whole world<3
:Who deserves the world?
:jake:)
by Iceskat3_ November 20, 2021
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Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
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Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!
Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
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Jake

Jake is a kind boy how does not understand how awesome he is. He is smart, kind, and caring. If you have a Jake keep him he is usually sporty and loves animals. Jake is secretly kawaii, but he always denies it.
Girl1: he is cute
Girl2: he is my best friend

Girl1: what is his name?
Girl2: Jake
by girl bestie February 24, 2021
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Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022
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Jake

He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x
I hate jake
by Issabtee September 27, 2022
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Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean
Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!
by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023
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