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Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024
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golden fellatio

“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night
by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024
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Golden Fellatio

John: I though you were dumping that bitch?
Chris: Nah, last night I found out she has the Golden Fellatio!
by kyuuketsukou April 27, 2024
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Golden Highway

A lesser known highway that connects Toronto to the infamous “Rez” that sells basic substances regularly without question of age. Enabling the teens of the southern Ontario region to buy virtually anything that teens who party want.
Guy One: “Yo bro I can’t wait to get to the Rez and get another exotic chug jug fortnite cart and a new disposable vape, what’s the fastest way?”

Guy Two: “We’ll take the Golden Highway brother.”
by Jizzy_Crusader69420 May 2, 2024
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Golden Mouth

A nick name given to Cleopatra by Julius Caesar. This name was given to her as she was remarkably good at giving head. The term golden is used as she is royalty, and mouth because she was good at using it while giving the blowjob.

It is still used as a name for people who are good at it.
I was blown by a golden mouth.
by i did not make it boom May 8, 2024
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Golden Child

(Similar: Indigo child, shining one, silver-child, moon-child, fire-child & sun-child).

1. A child of a divinity, (esp. a fire/light/sun one)/born from light/the sun/fire, has a golden aura, gold spiritual blood, gold spiritual eyes, light or fire powers and was destined to incarnate as a mortal on a divine mission for their divinities.

2. A light, fire or sun divinity, (such as Apollo, the Olympian sun god or his winged male muse children).

3. An angel or winged guardian of light, (such as starchild demigods or the seraphim that is destined to destroy evil as the prophecy fortold).

(They may be very humble like Jesus or vain like Apollo. It just depends on who their divine parent is).
The nurse exclaimed, 'This child is a golden child, because you can see it in the way it's eyes glow, in the sun. They shall save the world.'
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 8, 2024
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golden cowgirl

Whilst one's female lover mounts you in the standard Cowgirl position, she lets fly with a stream of golden urine to spice things up a bit. There is also a variant called the Fudge Brownie Cowgirl, best performed in the Reverse Cowgirl position for best visual effect.
I wasn't sure I loved her until she let loose with a Golden Cowgirl
by Crystal Tunt May 15, 2024
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