Gumby Fuck

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.

"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"

by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011

fuck hour

1.) a unit of time equating to the average fuck time
2.) the time when your partner plans ahead for sex

"Heading to lunch. Be back in a fuck hour or so"
"Babe, it's almost time for our fuck hour"

by JPN0111 December 31, 2017

Stumble-A-Fuck

a game in which consists of selecting three random candidates, supplied by stumbleupon.com (babes section), where players must place each candidate into a separate category of kill, fuck, or marry.

"Hey John you want to play Stumble-A-Fuck"
"Yea lets pull up some hot bitches"

by M.J.S December 6, 2012

fuck me

Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle

Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.

by HAIL January 5, 2005

fuck lips

A girl with nice lips who you like to get oral sex from.

Jennie has some fuck lips.

by tommy larkin December 6, 2006

fuck yall

slang. a simple term which is a target of at least 2 or more people which is basically telling them to fuck off.

gangstaz:yo foo come get u some give me yo chedda
innocent pedestrian: FUCK YALL!!!!

by nfiver August 29, 2003

Costco Fuck

Fucked in bulk;When your fucked in one more way then one.

Chris:Dude!schools such a drag.I have my report due tomorrow and my parents found out about me dictching p.e. It Sucks!

Aiden:Ouch.Your so costco fucked.

by rawr4tehdinos March 26, 2009