Jesus

The One True God and The Son Of God (he is god incarnated in human form so he is god but at the same time the way he was born was by god impregnating mary so he is also the son). He is real, He loves you, He cares about you, He sacraficed himself on the cross for you. All you need to do is believe in him and his sacrafice. I pray you will find your way through christ and know the truth!

"I love Jesus"
"Me too"
"Thank you Jesus for what you did for us!"
"Amen"

by rayfire1234 May 18, 2023

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Jesus

An absolute gigachad. He will love you, even if you've sinned. If he lived longer and had a child he'd be the best father no cap. He loves you no matter what you are, whether it be gay, woman, man, child, etc,. He is a forgiving man and sacrificed his own life so people could go to Heaven even if they've sinned in their life. Literally amazing. An absolute gigachad. Even if you hate this man, he will still love you, but it's still a good option to love him if you were or are a Christian.

Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.

#StanGodandJesus

Person 1: I hate myself. No one will ever love me, and I am pathetic. Why can't I just die?

Jesus: But I love you and I always will.

Person 1: I love you.

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022

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jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

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