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Brush Fucking 

When a girl can't find her vibrator, dildo, or boyfriend, she uses her brush handle to fuck herself with. Someone may also Brush Fuck someone else.
Easier than trying to curl your hand up to get in there.
The larger the hairbrush handle, the better.
I got all wet and pounded myself with my hairbrush. In just a minute my thighs were shaking, and I watched the action with a mirror. It was better than porn, and I squirted all over the place. I came down so hard on the handle that it slipped out and I had to shove it back in. I love Brush Fucking.
Brush Fucking by MeganFerguson September 8, 2009
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butt fucking 

Put your penis right into a juicy butt hole
butt fucking by M Botty October 7, 2003

mind fucking

Convincing yourself that by over analyzing a situation you can gain control over it when, in reality, it is impossible to control.
He was mind fucking himself trying to figure out what he could do to make her love him.
mind fucking by chelseachelsea April 2, 2007

face fucking 

Where 1 person (usually a man) litterally FUCKS another person (usually a woman but you can never be sure) in the face.

He does this by shoving his penis into the womans mouth so basically its 80% blow job 20% fucking
I was bored so i fucked my dogs face

I feel like face fucking a sheep

My girlfriend is so hot so I knocked her out and face fucked her
face fucking by Acidcantdie May 13, 2005

how fucking embarrasing 

When a "dumb ass motha fucka" makes a remark generally disagrred upon by the whole group is told not only to shut the fuck up. But also is informed that the malarky that crossed his lips was gay and "how fucking embarrasing". Coined by the Mean family although many tr to steal rights fortheir own they can go suck a fatty. Thug Life Bitch.
Josh: Dezis tits are eqaul to that of a no slope.
AJ: She is IHOP
Jordan: Reminds me off Little House on The Prairie
Adam: yeah shes gay
Josh: ...... how fucking embarrasing stfu.

best fucking band ever! 

best fucking band ever means that the band in question clearly kicks ass (reffer to 'kick ass' definition if you dont understand)
this is the best fucking band ever!

Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch 

the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"