Coolmathgames 

a website that's a goddamn heaven for kids cause only like 5% of the games actually have math and the teachers be thinking he's doing education like a good little child

Mr. Marijuana: "Timmy, are you playing video games while you're supposed to be doing math?"
Timmy: "It's okay, Mr. Marijuana, I'm just doing Coolmathgames!"
Mr. Marijuana: "Okey Dokey Carry on then."

Coolmathgames by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

Cooley Tat 

The tattoo one man gets of another man. The term originates from rapper Wale's tattoo of football player Chris Cooley. When someone gets a Cooley Tat they are gay.

Dude 1: "Ah man, I woke up last night and I had a tattoo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."

Cooley Tat by WalesGay February 23, 2010

Soup Coolers 

Lips that are of considerable size and proportion. Very big lips good for blowing hot soup.

Look at the soup coolers on that chick, I bet she can she can cool some serious soup.

Soup Coolers by Fillmoore1 August 27, 2018

coolwebsearch 

CWS is one of the most complex, sophisticated, and devious browser hijacker programs ever invented. CoolWebSearch is the name given to a range of various browser hijackers. The latest versions have grown increasingly aggressive and complicated and manual removal is virtually impossible.

"I just got a virus from coolwebsearch!"

coolwebsearch by Mike-Haynes October 26, 2005

coolzeldad 

A person, place, or thing that has a talent for dick sucking, cuss licking, and faping.

Yo man, yo dog is a coolzeldad

coolzeldad by That one Fapper December 28, 2011

Cooler Cock

The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.

Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.

Cooler Cock by Orchard August 6, 2012

Coolio 

Meaning cool, but typically used as a one word response and not part of a sentence.

Quaay says, "Hey, Inde, I just bought more ram for my computer!"
Inde replies, "Coolio!"

Coolio by Quaay July 4, 2004