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Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.
Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.
by VoyagerII April 11, 2022
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Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!
Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”
by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021
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national car day

April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.
me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”
by Grant Green May 8, 2022
mugGet the national car daymug.

DAD CAR

Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.
by paulallen11 July 26, 2022
mugGet the DAD CARmug.

car

Cat: meow
Person: OMG A CAR HES SO SILLY
by hammybugs November 22, 2023
mugGet the carmug.

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
mugGet the I’m a fucking race car drivermug.

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
mugGet the polish car washmug.

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