boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.

Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?

by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 02, 2022

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 30, 2018

Corona Boner

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.

God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!

by Dik Hansom September 16, 2020

worry boner

(noun): a compelling worry

I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?

by hahaimdumbwhocares April 20, 2023

reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 03, 2022

Botchit boner bitch

Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse

Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people

by Myster Vbody April 07, 2018

cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 29, 2019