bean freaker 

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)

The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.

bean freaker by TLiT July 18, 2012

bean dart 

Solid Fart. When one farts with the intention of it being simply that; however, it turns out to be much more than they hoped for. Poop!

Look at the spot on that dude’s khaki’s! He must have been playing one hell of a game of bean darts!

bean dart by Vespetro December 30, 2014

Bean Lava 

1.)The piping hot effluvium that ejects from the end of a burrito, primarily the bean type, when a bite is taken.
2.) Bean Lava also is used describing a particularly hot Chica preferably whilst fueled by lust and tequila.

"Holy cow-be careful with that grande burrito dude. You're gonna squirt bean lava on my new Pendleton!"
"Hey-check out out that puro talent at the car wash. That is some righteous bean lava..."

Bean Lava by Velodrama February 19, 2015

Bean Cock 

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

Bean Cock by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Beanbagged 

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.

"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."

Beanbagged by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

Bean bowl

When you perform anal on a partner who has digested corn, finish said act in an us and hold a bowl under the ass to catch any discharge.

I can't believe how much Corn you ate Sally! We are going to make a mean bean bowl tonight!

Bean bowl by Beaner17 June 26, 2015

bean dip 

the sexual act of a woman placing her clitoris in the mouth of a willing sexual partner for pleasure or onto the face or head of an unsuspecting person.

The female version of tea bagging.

I got so drunk last night i passed out and my friends bean dipped me and took photos

bean dip by NefariousMyers November 4, 2015