anal cerebral hypoxia

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

by bamaroadhog June 12, 2015

Reverse Anal

The act of prolapsing one's Anus and sticking it inside another's anus.

Person 1: "Did you try Reverse Anal with your girlfriend last night?"
Person 2: "No, she couldn't open her ass wide enough."

by Class-blaster April 15, 2022

anal muffin

Shorthand reference to penetration of the anus by or with a penis that is attached to a muffin, as seen in the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun). The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.

1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"

by ®© April 13, 2009

the anal rhino

the act of killing a rhinosourus and then inserting its horns into youre anus

dude yesterday joe and i did amn the anal rhino

by tune68 January 9, 2011

anal-blazer

1.one who has gone great distances jsut for anal sex

2. good for guys to use when they are having a "wanna know how i know your gay" argument.

3.like blazing a trail, only the trail is anal sex

Bill: dude wanna know how i know your gay

mike: ok, how.

Bill: because your an anal-blazer, you'd search far and wide just to fuck someone in the ass

by the dude that dosent care April 19, 2009

anal tug of war

a game in which the two players each clench opposite sides of a rope between their butt cheeks and lean away from each other. the person who lets go first loses, and depending on the preset rules of the game, may or may not get boned up the ass or goat'ed.

Me and Tom played some anal tug of war last. My ass is gonna be sore for a while pops.

by Kids Kuizzzine January 9, 2008

french me anal

To lick my rectum aka kiss my ass

Give me some of that beer.

French me anal, get your own.

by Jozimoto July 24, 2007