A homosexual.
by Matchew H. December 16, 2008

Shorthand reference to penetration of the anus by or with a penis that is attached to a muffin, as seen in the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun). The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
by ®© April 13, 2009

Person 1: "Did you try Reverse Anal with your girlfriend last night?"
Person 2: "No, she couldn't open her ass wide enough."
Person 2: "No, she couldn't open her ass wide enough."
by Class-blaster April 15, 2022

by tune68 January 9, 2011

1.one who has gone great distances jsut for anal sex
2. good for guys to use when they are having a "wanna know how i know your gay" argument.
3.like blazing a trail, only the trail is anal sex
2. good for guys to use when they are having a "wanna know how i know your gay" argument.
3.like blazing a trail, only the trail is anal sex
Bill: dude wanna know how i know your gay
mike: ok, how.
Bill: because your an anal-blazer, you'd search far and wide just to fuck someone in the ass
mike: ok, how.
Bill: because your an anal-blazer, you'd search far and wide just to fuck someone in the ass
by the dude that dosent care April 19, 2009

a game in which the two players each clench opposite sides of a rope between their butt cheeks and lean away from each other. the person who lets go first loses, and depending on the preset rules of the game, may or may not get boned up the ass or goat'ed.
by Kids Kuizzzine January 9, 2008

by Jozimoto July 24, 2007
