When you devour a box of Doritos Locos Tacos and don't lick your fingers. Then you finger pop your girlfriends recently contaminated butt hole (She has to have just pinched a loaf).
Tim: Man, after I was finished the 12 pack taco box from Taco Bell, I then threw my hand down my slam-piece's pants and got my cheesy fingers in her recently packed asshole.
Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?
Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?
by Equine Ducklings December 18, 2013
A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
by DotV September 07, 2011
by Jonnymac June 29, 2005
A creepy fanfare show where dipper goes to taco bell and dies of blood loss to the penis then Mable comes to fuck his dead body.
That is a dipper goes to taco bell statement
by nukeitforever47 December 03, 2014
by Brian February 16, 2005
Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.
Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.
by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010
An expression to be used when you are unable to locate a person who you could have sworn was just there or should be in a location where he/she is not currently.
NOTE: Ideal usage should only be employed by those who are cognizant of Bob Griese and his off-hand, and not to mention off-color, remark regarding a Columbian (although Mr. Griese assumed he was Mexican in light of his statement) NASCAR racer who fell from the top five ranking.
NOTE: Ideal usage should only be employed by those who are cognizant of Bob Griese and his off-hand, and not to mention off-color, remark regarding a Columbian (although Mr. Griese assumed he was Mexican in light of his statement) NASCAR racer who fell from the top five ranking.
"Hey, where the hell did Mark go? He was just here a second ago, wasn't he?"
"Yeah, I thought I just saw him."
"Huh...must be out getting a taco."
"Yeah, I thought I just saw him."
"Huh...must be out getting a taco."
by vidzak October 25, 2009