National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

National dick grab day

April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long

Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow

by Bobbybrown666 May 25, 2018

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!

“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”

by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018

National step on a bug day!

April 13th national step on a bug day! Go ahead and step your heart out on those creepy creatures

*stomp stomp*

I love stomping on bugs especially on national step on a bug day!

by Benny19 May 25, 2018

National Stop Living Day

On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.

Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...

by Autisticnigs06 May 27, 2018

National Thot Extermination Day

The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year

You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday

Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!

by Yung Oro June 1, 2018