Noun. A subtle non-violent war that takes place on a civilian level in the name of economic advancement of a group of people who share likeness, usually on a corporate level.
1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.
2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.
2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
Example: (Party A) is hiring and promoting mostly people who resemble them while simultaneously making work hard, uncomfortable, or difficult for (PartyXYZ) so they quit. This will allow (Party A) to get a hold of a business in a nice area and establish themselves away from all the chaos on their side of town. As a defense to keep unwanted hires out (Party A) will usual put (PartyXYZ) in the cooler area to push them to give up and quit, makes easy for Paper War to begin.
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When you and an opponent place a double ended dildo in your arses. Then commence pushing it out into your opponent’s arse. Winner is the first to poop out the dildo.
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Get the Bog O War mug.During the Bhutan War, Bhutanese soldiers often kidnapped civilian women and drilled penis-sized holes in the backs of their heads. They then used their heads as objects of sexual aggression, inserting their penises, and banging away until they ejaculated semen into their brains. Often times, these Bhutanese soldiers would gang-rape the heads of these captive civilian women, leaving their brains drenched with multiple shots of Bhutanese semen.
After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.
This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."
After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.
This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."
"Hey Charlie -- stay away from that girl -- she's got a Bhutan War bubble the size of my nutsack!"
"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."
"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."
"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."
"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."
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Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE
Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE
Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE
Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE
Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?
Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE
Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?
Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}
Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE
Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE
Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE
Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE
Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE
Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?
Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE
Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?
Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}
Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE
Water wars is a game with the characters such as Dark Blue, Purple, Cyan, Yellow, Pink, Light Blue, Green, Lime, The Host
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