King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

king of dog shite

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match

"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"

by Paddy the pleb May 23, 2016

lI-king-Il

The coolest / most powerful mf ever too walk the earth

Literally a god amongst peasants

That mf a lI-king-Il

by lI-king-lI May 22, 2021

Rodney King light

A long, heavy flashlight still used by some cops. Due to its weight it is very effective for causing great bodily harm.

One redneck says to another, "Look Rufus, I got me a Rodney King light. Nobody better mess with me."

by Dawer November 12, 2006

felluga king kima

a sex toy in which 3 dildos or vibrators on one path in to the va jay jay

Girl:"the felluga king kima was so big i felt like i was gonna cry"
Guy:"Yea. well i did"

by Heimlich February 27, 2008

King Chate "KC"

When one of your friends is being the most chate and then thinks hes not chate. He is labeled the KC.

Neil is King Chate "KC".

by Unknown420 September 28, 2007

Closer by Kings Of Leon

A good song to listen to when engaging in sexual activity. Was also featured on Twilight.

Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"

Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"

by gingagilly February 18, 2013