Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

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Shellie Pie

A very camp shephards pie served with booze

OMAGOSH i have to have some shellie pie like right NOW

by GG ESTELLA May 11, 2011

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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

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Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass

by Boner boy June 28, 2020

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Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

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