East Side Taco Festival

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.

by DotV September 8, 2011

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Zesty Taco Finger Pop

When you devour a box of Doritos Locos Tacos and don't lick your fingers. Then you finger pop your girlfriends recently contaminated butt hole (She has to have just pinched a loaf).

Tim: Man, after I was finished the 12 pack taco box from Taco Bell, I then threw my hand down my slam-piece's pants and got my cheesy fingers in her recently packed asshole.

Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?

by Equine Ducklings December 18, 2013

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T-Bagged by a taco

putting a taco in someones mouth while there asleep or passed out

we put a taco in nicks mouth while he was asleep.

by Jonnymac July 10, 2005

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dipper goes to taco bell

A creepy fanfare show where dipper goes to taco bell and dies of blood loss to the penis then Mable comes to fuck his dead body.

That is a dipper goes to taco bell statement

by nukeitforever47 December 3, 2014

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meat and cheese taco

When a guy cums and shits on a chick's tits, and procedes to titty fucking her.

"Man, yesterday I was so horny, I gave made myself a meat and cheese taco."

by Brian February 16, 2005

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Cuban Reverse Taco Stand

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.

Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.

by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

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